I'm reading a paranormal romance book that I'm too embarrassed to talk about.
I so want to know what it is now.
Yes, me too! In order to make you feel less embarrassed, I just finished "The Consumption of Magic" - the third "Tales from Verania" book by TJ. Klune, featuring a king's wizard (coughapprenticecough), his boyfriend, Knight Deliciousface, a hornless gay unicorn, the unicorn's on-again-of-again husband - a sexually frustrated dragon named Kevin, and og course Tiggy - a half-giant who'll smash anything and anyone who threatens the previous four.
If none of that scared you off, go check out the free sample of "The Lightning-Struck Heart" from Amazon. It. Is. Hilarious!