One time, someone called me out for wearing sandals with socks, so I said, "Oh, you want me to take my socks off?"
I'd had surgery to remove the nail from my big toe due to an injury that led to an ingrown nail and a nasty infection. This was a couple days after the procedure, so there was no more pus/oozing, but it looked absolutely disgusting and it was way too painful for me to wear a shoe that covered my toe.
He took one look at my toe and looked like he was about to throw up, so I asked him, "So, you're okay with me wearing socks?"