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« on: June 04, 2018, 01:27:36 pm »
A little BG - as a teen, I played piano for a church service. We'll call the woman who ran the service Mary.
So, I'm at home, the phone rings, and it's someone looking for Homemade Tequila.
Me: Yes, speaking...
Woman: Hi, this is Mary. I know I don't sound like me, I have a cold. We need to discuss the service on Sunday.
Me: *completely confused, because to the best of my knowledge, I wasn't on the schedule for that Sunday.* ...this Sunday?
Woman: Yes.
Me: *now fully lost* Um ... what about it?
Woman: *sounding irritated* We need to arrange an acolyte.
Me: *suddenly realizing* Ohhh ... ummm ... you have the wrong number ... but my name is also Homemade Tequila.
Woman: Oh. *hangs up*
I'm not sure which of us was more confused. She didn't sound at all like the Mary I knew, but when this Mary said she had a cold, I figured that was why.