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General Discussion / Re: Little Things That Annoy You
« on: September 11, 2018, 12:02:40 pm »
My co-worker is doing a popular weight loss plan.  How do I know this? She brings it up every. single. day.  Without fail.

There's almost nothing in the world I hate more than diet talk. 

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Humor / Re: Wrong number stories
« on: June 04, 2018, 01:27:36 pm »
A little BG - as a teen, I played piano for a church service.  We'll call the woman who ran the service Mary.

So, I'm at home, the phone rings, and it's someone looking for Homemade Tequila.

Me:  Yes, speaking...
Woman:  Hi, this is Mary.  I know I don't sound like me, I have a cold.  We need to discuss the service on Sunday.
Me:  *completely confused, because to the best of my knowledge, I wasn't on the schedule for that Sunday.*  ...this Sunday?
Woman:  Yes.
Me:  *now fully lost*  Um ... what about it?
Woman:  *sounding irritated*  We need to arrange an acolyte.
Me:  *suddenly realizing*  Ohhh ... ummm ... you have the wrong number ... but my name is also Homemade Tequila.
Woman:  Oh.  *hangs up*

I'm not sure which of us was more confused.  She didn't sound at all like the Mary I knew, but when this Mary said she had a cold, I figured that was why. 

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Introductions and Hellos / Re: Howdy
« on: May 23, 2018, 03:31:23 pm »
I'm Homemade Tequila.  I used a different name at EH but didn't post much there ... although I got a little personal at times on the rare occasion I did, so I felt like it would be a good idea to change my name.  :)

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